open drawer for an eating utensil
pelvic thrust it closed
did anyone ever tell the Backstreet Boys why
ive seen things
how many things?
do you think clouds look down on people and think “that ones shaped like an idiot”
riddle me this atheists: if god isn’t real then who is inside the kleenex box pushing up the next tissue
Remember in the 90’s there used be a room in your house that was called the “computer room”.