© meliapond

(Source: chucknoblet)

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littlevillains:

*Bob Belcher voice* oh my god

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venezuelan poodle moth

venezuelan poodle moth

(Source: boysoprano)

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pixyled:

and-down-we-go:

My Mom just accidentally prematurely sent an email to an accounting firm… It was supposed to say ‘I am afraid that we will have to postpone our meeting”

but she hit send when all it said was

Hi Jeffrey,
      I am afraid

THIS POS T GETS ME EVEYRTIME

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(Source: andrope)

posted 5 days ago with 78,886 notes
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jontronshat:

wentdog:

The ’50s were fucked up man.

*tries this at next house party*

jontronshat:

wentdog:

The ’50s were fucked up man.

*tries this at next house party*

posted 5 days ago with 295,919 notes
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merthurshipsjohnlock:

top tips if you ever find yourself in a zombie apocalypse:
. take car
. go to mum’s
. kill phil
. grab liz
. go to the winchester
. have a nice cold pint
. and wait for all this to blow over

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(Source: squidkneee)

posted 5 days ago with 284,830 notes
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foxxycleopatra:

"Call 1-800-steemer. Stanley Steemer gets carpets cleaner!"

image

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(Source: cyndaquilz)

posted 1 week ago with 186,993 notes
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what-mom:

i love you, i whisper to my last chicken nugget as i eat it.

posted 1 week ago with 41,119 notes
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posted 1 week ago with 258,809 notes
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teenbitch:

how u gon carry a baby for 9 months and name it gary

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(Source: vinebox)

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veryunsure:

i love boys with with really strong accents like irish or scottish. i don’t have a clue what they’re saying. i love it. i hate hearing a coherent boy. i don’t actually care about what you have to say.

(Source: buzzedfeed)

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