Can we appreciate John Smith here for a second? He’s so into it.
*Bob Belcher voice* oh my god
venezuelan poodle moth
My Mom just accidentally prematurely sent an email to an accounting firm… It was supposed to say ‘I am afraid that we will have to postpone our meeting”
but she hit send when all it said was
I am afraid
THIS POS T GETS ME EVEYRTIME
top tips if you ever find yourself in a zombie apocalypse:
. take car
. go to mum’s
. kill phil
. grab liz
. go to the winchester
. have a nice cold pint
. and wait for all this to blow over
"Call 1-800-steemer. Stanley Steemer gets carpets cleaner!"
i love you, i whisper to my last chicken nugget as i eat it.